A Twisted Up Frown

You need not to find a cure for everything that makes you weak.

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

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huffpostcomedy:

"One night a group of sorority girls came in and were blocking the doors. I asked them to move … They were being really rude to me. So, as I tore the tickets I said, ‘By the way the boat sinks at the end, Leo dies … It’s great, you think he’s sleeping, but he’s frozen! Oh and the old lady throws the jewelry in the ocean. Enjoy the movie.’ My always-stoned boss had to come over and go, ‘Did you just tell them the end of Titanic? I have to fire you.’”
-Bill Hader Got Fired For Spoiling The End Of ‘Titanic’ & 10 More Facts You Didn’t Know (Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

huffpostcomedy:

"One night a group of sorority girls came in and were blocking the doors. I asked them to move … They were being really rude to me. So, as I tore the tickets I said, ‘By the way the boat sinks at the end, Leo dies … It’s great, you think he’s sleeping, but he’s frozen! Oh and the old lady throws the jewelry in the ocean. Enjoy the movie.’ My always-stoned boss had to come over and go, ‘Did you just tell them the end of Titanic? I have to fire you.’”

-Bill Hader Got Fired For Spoiling The End Of ‘Titanic’ & 10 More Facts You Didn’t Know (Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

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ewebean:

SO WEAK

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frankaero:

panic

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at the disco

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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moon-days:

THIS IS ME

moon-days:

THIS IS ME

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  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

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Anonymous asked:

What's your profile picture of? Show me a bigger version

it’s Will Graham from Hannibal c:

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